Riddle #254

Question: If your overweight father-in-law, mother-in-law who looks like she's about to die, and your wife approach you in your car but you only have one other seat, who would you take?

Question: What is that thing we buy for eating but cannot eat it?

Question: You build a house and all 4 walls are facing south. Where did you build the house?

Question: A girl dove in the sea.. some say there are two people under the sea. Why is that?

Question: What sound does a nut make when it sneezes?

Question: What tastes better than it smells?