Funny Riddles

Question: Why was the fat man happy?

Question: I sizzle like bacon, I'm made with an egg.
I have plenty of backbone, but not a good leg.
I peel layers like an onion, but still remain whole.
I can be long like a flagpole, yet I fit in a hole.

What am I?

Question: A man came to a hotel on a horse. He arrived on Saterday and stayed for one night. he left the hotel on Friday. How is that possible?

Question: How do you drown a hipster?

Question: I have 13 arms, 10 legs, 2 head, and smell like burnt denim.

What am I?