Funny Riddles

Question: What is the difference between a dollar and a half and thirty five-cents?

Question: I sizzle like bacon, I'm made with an egg.
I have plenty of backbone, but not a good leg.
I peel layers like an onion, but still remain whole.
I can be long like a flagpole, yet I fit in a hole.

What am I?

Question: What is green, fuzzy, has four legs and if it fell out of a tree could kill you?

Question: Where do burgers like to dance?

Question: It smells like blue paint,
pours like green paint,
and it looks like a red truck.

What is it?