Funny Riddles

Question: A man runs into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The bartender pulls out a shotgun and yells at him. The man thanks the bartender, then walks out of the bar happily.

Why did the man thank the bartender?

Question: The first is a sign of something good,
the second says whereto;
the third is vulgar and mean,
the fourth is bound by a ring;
the fifth is the noble one.
Together they all drum.

What are they?

Question: You put me in dry but then I get wet.
The longer I stay in, the stronger it will get.

What am I?

Question: Something different to show every week, but I'm still the same place.
If you're eating it's probably butter that you taste.

What am I?

Question: It smells like blue paint,
pours like green paint,
and it looks like a red truck.

What is it?