Funny Riddles

Question: Walk on the living, they don't even mumble.
But walk on the dead, they mutter and grumble.

What are they?

Question: How can you make a TV, a bed, a dog, and a car liquid?

Question: How can "L" be greater in size than "XL"?

Question: What is the difference between a dollar and a half and thirty five-cents?

Question: I sizzle like bacon, I'm made with an egg.
I have plenty of backbone, but not a good leg.
I peel layers like an onion, but still remain whole.
I can be long like a flagpole, yet I fit in a hole.

What am I?