Funny Riddles

Question: Where do burgers like to dance?

Question: Is an older one-hundred dollar bill worth more than a newer one?

Question: You are surrounded by a 100 foot wide and 100 foot deep moat. You have a 40 foot tall ladder, matches, a gallon of water, and as much rope as you need.

How can you get across the moat?

Question: You bury me when I'm alive,
and dig me up only when I die.

What am I?

Question: What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?