Funny Riddles

 

Question: Is an older one-hundred dollar bill worth more than a newer one?


Question: You are surrounded by a 100 foot wide and 100 foot deep moat. You have a 40 foot tall ladder, matches, a gallon of water, and as much rope as you need.

How can you get across the moat?

Question:

Take me for a spin and I'll make you cool,
but use me when it's cool and you're a fool.

What am I?

a couple (medium)

Question: There is a couple that is always together. They go anywhere they want to go. They can't be separated. No one can touch them. They are the size of a ping pong ball. What is it?

Question: You bury me when I'm alive,
and dig me up only when I die.

What am I?