Funny Riddles

 

Question: Light hides me and darkness kills me.

What am I?


Question: The first is a sign of something good,
the second says whereto;
the third is vulgar and mean,
the fourth is bound by a ring;
the fifth is the noble one.
Together they all drum.

What are they?

Question: You put me in dry but then I get wet.
The longer I stay in, the stronger it will get.

What am I?

Question: Something different to show every week, but I'm still the same place.
If you're eating it's probably butter that you taste.

What am I?

Question: A man wants to buy a used car. He finds a beautiful Buick for $9500, but he buys it without paying a dime.

How did he manage this?