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Question: I sizzle like bacon, I'm made with an egg.I have plenty of backbone, but not a good leg.I peel layers like an onion, but still remain whole.I can be long like a flagpole, yet I fit in a hole.What am I?
Answer: A snake.
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Question: What fish only swims at night?
Answer: Starfish!
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Question: What do you call a mad elephant?
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Question: What kind of mouse does not eat, drink or even walk?
Answer: A computer mouse!
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Question: What has a bed that you can't sleep in?
Answer: A river!
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Question: Where do all the letters sleep?
Answer: In the alpha-bed!