Funny Riddles

Question: If you have three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what do you have?

Question: A person was born in 1940. Today is his 18th birthday.

How is that possible?

Question: A man runs into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The bartender pulls out a shotgun and yells at him. The man thanks the bartender, then walks out of the bar happily.

Why did the man thank the bartender?

Question: If it takes three men two days to dig a hole, how long does it take one man to dig half of a hole?

Question: My name can have any letter of the alphabet, but I always have 2 X's.

What am I?