Funny Riddles

Question: There is a couple that is always together. They go anywhere they want to go. They can't be separated. No one can touch them. They are the size of a ping pong ball. What is it?

Question: What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?

Question: Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

Question: Which comes first, chicken or egg?

Question: If you have three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what do you have?