Funny Riddles

Question: A poor woman takes an expensive piece of jewelry, when she is caught the owner of the jewelry tells her "You can have this for seven figures or you will go to jail." The woman soon leaves with the jewelry.

How did she do this?

Question: What gets easier to pick up the larger it gets?

Question: What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?

Question: Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

Question: Which comes first, chicken or egg?