Funny Riddles

Question: What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?

Question: Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

Question: Which comes first, chicken or egg?

Question: If you have three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what do you have?

Question: A person was born in 1940. Today is his 18th birthday.

How is that possible?