Question: A man runs into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The bartender pulls out a shotgun and yells at him. The man thanks the bartender, then walks out of the bar happily.
Why did the man thank the bartender?
Answer: The man had the hiccups, and by scaring the man the bartender cured them.
Question: What is that thing we buy for eating but cannot eat it?
Question: You build a house and all 4 walls are facing south. Where did you build the house?
Answer: On the north pole.
Question: A girl dove in the sea.. some say there are two people under the sea. Why is that?
Answer: The girl was pregnant.
Question: What sound does a nut make when it sneezes?
Question: What tastes better than it smells?
Answer: A tongue.