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Question: If it takes three men two days to dig a hole, how long does it take one man to dig half of a hole?
Answer: You can't dig half of a hole, a hole's a hole. As soon as digging starts there is a hole, so there is also half a hole.
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Question: What fish only swims at night?
Answer: Starfish!
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Question: What do you call a mad elephant?
Answer: An earthquake!
Question: What kind of mouse does not eat, drink or even walk?
Answer: A computer mouse!
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Question: Where do all the letters sleep?
Answer: In the alpha-bed!
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Question: What tastes better than it smells?
Answer: A tongue.