Short Jokes

Joke: Only in America do banks leave both vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

Joke: Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on a scale it said I want your weight not your phone number.

Joke: Yo momma so fat, she ask Semrod to make her thin. And he said "I cannot, it's out of my power

Joke: Yo mama so fat, when Jesus told peter to come to him on the water, he had to add"only peter."

Joke: The captain of The Titanic anticipated everything. Everything except Chuck Norris' daily swim.