Short Jokes

Joke: Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

Joke: What would happen if ( say the name of some known tweeker town) "some-town-name" burnt down?

Joke: Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom Your mom who? Your mom opens up the door and slaps you

Joke: When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls... From Chuck Norris.

Joke: While you are reading this 4,721 men will have died from roundhouse kicks from Chuck Norris.