Short Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares them down until they give up their information.

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, when she heard that 90 percent of crimes happen near your home, she moved.

Joke: A man told his wife ten puns about airplanes hoping one would land.

No pun in ten did.

Joke: Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Can i knock on your door some more?

Joke: Chuck Norris has been known to have a hot temper. Sometimes he must visit the sun too cool down.