Short Jokes

Joke: What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a chocolate bar?

Joke: If there are three men in a boat with a bunch of fireworks but no lighters, what do they do?

Joke: When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, his mother checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Joke: Chuck Norris was once bit by a deadly venomous snake... After days of agony, the snake died.

Joke: Chuck Norris doesn't need the Heimlich maneuver when he's choking. Just give him some Drano.