Short Jokes

Joke: A man gave his wife super glue instead of chap stick.

She still isn't talking to him.

Joke: Jack be nimble and Jack be quick. But not even Jack could avoid Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.

Joke: If King Tut had a watchmaker, and that watchmaker had a favorite 80's movie, what would it be?

Joke: Mathematics is composed of 50 percent proofs, 50 percent formulas, and 50 percent imagination.

Joke: There are 10 cats sitting in a tree. When one falls off, how many are left sitting in the tree?