Short Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and said, "Where is my gumball?!"

Joke: Patient: Doctor Doctor I feel like a pair of curtains. Doctor: Pull your self together.

Joke: Yo mama so fat, when people tell her to take one she says"this is a movie film, so take 5."

Joke: Yo mama's so fat and old, that when she tripped she crushed the dinosaurs and killed them.

Joke: Knock knock. Whose there? Boo! Boo who? Oh, I'm sorry don't cry!