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Question: There is a powercut. 2 doors appear infront of you, one is red, the other is yellow, which one do you go through? (answer) You go through to another room, with 3 doors. One black, one white and one green. Which one do you go through? (answer). You continue to another room, with 4 doors. This time its one covered in bushes, one covered in ivy, an average door and a glass door, which one do you go through? (answer). You go through to yet again another room. This time with 5 doors. One orange, one pink, one brown and one green, which do you go through? (answer). You enter another room, the last one to be precise. You are faced with 3 chairs. One labelled 'Dog bites your head off' another labelled 'Death by fluid poison.' and the last is an electric chair. Which one do you choose. (You die in them all, no escape, no stopping the dog or fluids or electric chair ;)'
Answer: The electric chair because of the power cut, you wouldnt die.
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