Short Jokes

Joke: Noble gases are rude. No matter how much you interact with them you can't get a reaction.

Joke: The Mississippi River was once called The Chuck Norris Stream. But nobody would cross it.

Joke: What's the difference between Alcoholics Anonymous and Plastic Surgery Addicts Anonymous?

Joke: Why did the chemist hit the other chemist with a periodic table before their camping trip?

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she locked herself in her car and she had to call AAA to get her out.