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Question: What has two hands but doesn't clap
Answer: A clock.
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Question: A man lived on the 12th floor of a building it was a nice building anyway when he goes to work he gets in the elevator and goes to the bottom floor. When he comes back he goes to the 7th floor and walks the rest. But when there is someone else in the elevator he goes to the 12th and when it is raining why.
Answer: He was a dwarf. When it rains he takes an umbrella.
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Joke: A man walked into a bar 'Ouch'
Punch line: He hurt himself when he walked into the bar 'Ouch'.
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Joke: Patient: Doctor Doctor I feel like a pair of curtains. Doctor: Pull your self together.
Punch line: You pull pair a curtains together.