Short Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, when she wanted a water bed they just threw a tarp over a swimming pool.

Joke: The statistics of bikinis: What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.

Joke: Yo mama so dumb, when she go to McDonald's, people have to tell her"there's no farm here."

Joke: Toothbrush: Sometimes I feel like I have the worst job. EVER! Toilet paper: Yeah right!

Joke: Organic chemists study carbon compounds.
Biochemists study carbon compounds that crawl.