Short Jokes

Joke: Yo mama so poor I saw her running after a garbage truck with a shopping list

Joke: Brothers and sisters, I have none, but this man's father is my father's son.

Joke: Yo Mama is so fat that the National Weather Service named each of her farts.

Joke: What does somebody who has dyslexia, insomnia, and schizophrenia think about?

Joke: What did potassium say when he heard oxygen and magnesium went out on a date?