Short Jokes

Joke: What is the difference between O.J. Simpson and Simba from the 'Lion King'?

Joke: Why did the TV show about the airplane never make it past the first episode?

Joke: Knock knock Who's there You You who Why did you call me I'm right here

Joke: What did Christmas,a girl, say to the handsome prince? Will you MERRY me?

Joke: Yo mama so stupid, when she went to subway, she asked"so where's the train?"