Short Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris doesn't turn the shower on, he just stares at it until it cries.

Joke: If your wife and lawyer are dangling off of a cliff, what choice do you have?

Joke: What did the tectonic plate say to the other when they bumped into eachother?

Joke: Yo mama so ugly when she went to McDonald's they stopped selling happy meals.

Joke: Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?