Short Jokes

Joke: Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee.

Joke: What did the mathematician say after working with some trig functions outside?

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, her measurements are 34-24-34. Her other arm is even bigger!

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, the police gave her a ticket for not having tinted windows.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, that when she stepped on a scale, it said "to be continued."