Short Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, every time she gets the mail animal control gets called.

Joke: What happened to the kid who watched the sun all day to track its location?

Joke: What food has been found to cause years of suffering and depression in men?

Joke: "Go!" is the shortest sentence in the English language. What's the longest?

Joke: Yo mama so fat she found the end of space ( and nine new species of aliens)