Long Jokes

Joke: What did Christmas,a girl, say to the handsome prince? Will you MERRY me?

Joke: Yo mama so stupid, when she went to subway, she asked"so where's the train?"

Joke: Yo mama so poor I saw her running after a garbage truck with a shopping list

Joke: Brothers and sisters, I have none, but this man's father is my father's son.

Joke: Yo Mama is so fat that the National Weather Service named each of her farts.