Long Jokes

Joke: What does somebody who has dyslexia, insomnia, and schizophrenia think about?

Joke: What did potassium say when he heard oxygen and magnesium went out on a date?

Joke: Chuck Norris doesn't turn the shower on, he just stares at it until it cries.

Joke: If your wife and lawyer are dangling off of a cliff, what choice do you have?

Joke: What did the tectonic plate say to the other when they bumped into eachother?