Long Jokes

 

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Joke: "Go!" is the shortest sentence in the English language. What's the longest?


Punch line: "I do."


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Joke: Yo mama so fat she found the end of space ( and nine new species of aliens)


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Joke: What is the difference between O.J. Simpson and Simba from the 'Lion King'?


Punch line: One is an African lion and the other is a lyin' African.


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Joke: Yo mama is so fat, when she walked in front of the TV I missed 3 episodes!


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Joke: It was so cold out today, I saw a lawyer put his hands in his own pockets.


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