Long Jokes

Joke: A lot of people wear Superman pajamas, Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

Joke: Chuck Norris drove across the country in a car without gas... Or an engine.

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, every time she gets the mail animal control gets called.

Joke: What happened to the kid who watched the sun all day to track its location?

Joke: What food has been found to cause years of suffering and depression in men?