Long Jokes

Joke: The barman says, "Sorry, we don't serve particles faster than the speed of light." A tachyon walks into a bar.

Joke: Yo mama so fat, when she walked into the clothing store, GAP, the manager said,"Oh nice, you must be our mascot."

Joke: Yo Mama so fat that when she went on the scale Buzz Lightyear popped out of it and yelled, "Infinity and Beyond!"

Joke: Yo mama is such a slut, when people address her as Staff Sergeant, what they mean is that everyone "staffs" her!

Joke: A company once made Chuck Norris toilet paper. The only problem was Chuck Norris doesn't take crap from anyone.