Long Jokes

Joke: Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, and fear of Chuck Norris is common sense.

Joke: Mrs.Lane and Mr.Lane are driving in a car and they are only allowed to turn in one lane. What lane do they turn in?

Joke: Chuck Norris once cloned himself and decided to fight his clone. You may ask who won the fight? Chuck Norris did.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, to get her through a doorway you have to grease the frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side.

Joke: Did you hear about the guy who spent 5 years trying to find a limo driver who would take his cat around the town?