Long Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris is a firm believer in warming up before you workout. He always does an Ironman before working out.

Joke: A man went to an Asian restaurant and told the waiter that the chicken was rubbery.
The waiter thanked him.

Joke: Teacher: If I say 'I am very beautiful', what tense is that in?
Student: It must be past.

Joke: A bartender says "We don't allow your kind in here."

A faster-than-light neutrino walks into the bar.

Joke: Is google a male or female? Female because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making suggestions.