Long Jokes

Joke: A chemist wonders why his girlfriend is so obsessed with potassium. Every time he texts her something she responds "K."

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Control freak. Now you say "Control freak who?"

Joke: A man was at a court law. The judge asked him, ¨why did you do a U turn when you know that it is against the law?¨

Joke: A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender how much a drink is. The bartender replies, "For you? No charge."

Joke: Dear math, why do you keep asking us to find your x, isn't it clear that she doesn't want you anymore? Don't ask y.