Long Jokes

Joke: Yo mamma so fat when God took a picture of her at the birth of the world it's not even half way done printing.

Joke: Water: Oleic acid, I don't think I can be with you.
Oleic acid: Is it because I'm fat?

Joke: There has only ever been one person smarter than Chuck Norris, Steven Hawking... And he got what he deserved.

Joke: A man went to his local observatory because his telescope was broken.

They said they'd look into it.

Joke: Knock knock WHO'S THERE Eat EAT WHO? Not me! (I hope) DON'T EAT ME NOW!!! I AM TO YOUNG TO BE EATEN!!!!!