The Tachyon

Joke: The barman says, "Sorry, we don't serve particles faster than the speed of light." A tachyon walks into a bar.

Joke: What did zero say to eight?

Joke: If King Tut had a watchmaker, and that watchmaker had a favorite 80's movie, what would it be?

Joke: How do hair stylists speed up their job?

Joke: What do you give a lemon in distress?

Joke: What kind of music do planets sing?