Good Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris has a large grizzly bear carpet in his house. The bear isn't dead, it's just afraid to move.

Joke: Chuck Norris can cut through a knife with warm butter.

Joke: Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday the 13th... The next day he won the lottery.

Joke: Little Johnny was in class and yells out, "Hey teach, I gotta take a piss." The disgusted teacher asks her students, "Class, can anyone think of a different word to use other than the word piss?" And little Suzy raises her hand and says the word, "Urinate." The teacher says that is very good then tells little Johny that he can go to the bathroom as soon as he can use the word 'urinate' in a sentence. So he thinks about it for a moment and says, "Well teach, urinate but if you had bigger tits you'd be a 10 !"

Joke: What did the flower say to the bike?