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Joke: What's a pessimist's favorite compound?
Punch line: Nitrogen oxide (NO).
By michaelrocks
Joke: Why didn't the chicken not cross the road?
Punch line: So he wouldn't get laughed at.
By IamTHEbest
Joke: What is the most delicious snake?
Punch line: A Pie-thon!
Joke: Why are aliens messy tea-drinkers?
Punch line: With flying saucers, it's hard not to spill.
Joke: Why did the chemist carry solid helium everywhere he went?
Punch line: He's about as cool as they come.
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