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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Sham!
Sham who?
Are you calling me fat?


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Joke: A man runs into a hospital and yells, "Help! I'm shrinking!"

One of the nurses sits the man down, "We're very busy here today sir, you're going to have to be a little patient."


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Joke: A truck driver is delivering some penguins to the zoo. But his truck breaks down in a dessert near the zoo. Luckily, a pickup truck soon comes by. The driver flags him down and hands him $300 saying, "Take these penguins to the zoo."

A few hours later he sees the same guy heading the opposite way with the penguins still in the back. He yells at the man, "You were supposed to take them to the zoo!"

The guy replies, "I did, but we had money left over so we're going to the movies."


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Joke: Chuck Norris leaves messages before the beep!


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Joke: Is it okay to sleep on a stomach?


Punch line: I prefer sleeping on a bed.


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