Good Jokes

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Yeah.
Yeah who?
Go get 'em cowboy!

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she heard it was chilly outside and went to grab her bowl.

Joke: Tom walks into his boss' office and tells him, "Sir, I know things are going the best around here but I have three companies that have contacted me recently. I would like a raise."

His boss agrees and after debating the amount for a while they agree on a 5 percent raise. When Tom gets up to leave his boss asks him, "What companies contacted you?"

Tom smiles and says, "The cable, electric, and water company."

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, when she sits in the back of the bus it does a wheelie.

Joke: A blonde goes to the hospital with both of her ears burnt. The doctor asks her, "How did you manage this?"

The blonde replies, "Well I was ironing and recieved a phone call. I accidentally picked up the iron instead of the phone."

The doctor says, "That explains one ear."

She replies, "Well they called again!"