Good Jokes

Joke: Yo mama is such a slut, when people address her as Staff Sergeant, what they mean is that everyone "staffs" her!

Joke: In English class, a girl works hard on a writing assignment. But at the end of class, she recieves an F for in-completion. Why?

Joke: What did Christmas,a girl, say to the handsome prince? Will you MERRY me?

Joke: Yo mama so fat, when Jesus told peter to come to him on the water, he had to add"only peter."

Joke: Yo mama so fat, Sam's Club was forced to stop selling things in bulk.