Good Jokes

Joke: How do you know when a train has just come through?

Joke: Why did the man get a new car for his wife?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Riverboat!
Riverboat who?
Riverboat young when I first saw you!
(Line from 'Love Story' by Taylor Swift)

Joke: Where do bugs go on a western vacation?

Joke: Yesterday Chuck Norris made the statement "1 plus 1 equals 3."

In other news all mathematical proofs were disproved today by contradiction.