Good Jokes

Joke: Two chemists walk into a bar and the first one says, "I'll have some H₂O."

The second says, "I'll have some water too. Why'd you say 'H₂O'? We aren't at work."

The first chemist excuses himself and weeps in the bathroom.
His assassination plot had failed.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Goose!
Goose who?
Goose who it is!

Joke: Why is a lost dalmatian easily found?

Joke: How can you explain Santa Claus mathematically?

Joke: Do you know the formula for sodium hypo-bromide?