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Joke: In English class, a girl works hard on a writing assignment. But at the end of class, she recieves an F for in-completion. Why?


Punch line: She couldn't get off of her period.


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Joke: Person: What is your name? Whoareyou: Whoareyou. Person: My name is Dan. How about you? Whoareyou: My name is...... Whoaeyou! Person: I SAID MY NAME IS DAN! SAY IT, ARE YOU DEAF! Whoareyou: I am not deaf. My name is..... Whoareyou! Person: Silly man. ( leaves )


Punch line: The person cannot understan Whoareyou but Whoareyou always forgets his name?


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Joke: What did the female scientist say, when the male scientist showed her pictures of a "new" planet?


Punch line: "That's not a new planet, that's Uranus!"


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Joke: A man asks girl a question Man-If a car can travel 800 miles per hour, how far can the car go in a hour? Girl-80mph Man-Try again Girl-8000 mph Man-I just told you the answer its 800mph


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Joke: If a pro is the opposite of a con, is the opposite of progress, congress?


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