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Joke: A man with a dog walks into a bank that has a sign reading "No dogs." A security guard walks up to him and asks "Did you read the sign? No dogs."
The man replies "I know. Someone should fix that. It should say one dog."
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Joke: Why doesn't lysine have any friends?
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Joke: A man walks up to a bartender and tells him "I bet you $5,000 I can pee into a cup all the way across your bar."
The bartender, knowing this is impossible, agrees. They set it up and the man starts peeing all over the place, missing the cup completely. The bartender gets begins to cheer because he know he just won $5,000.
The man replies "I know, but I bet my friends $10,000 dollars that you would cheer while I pee all over the bar."
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Joke: A thief walks up to a man, pulls out a knife, and says "Give me all of your money."
The man, surprised, says "You can't rob me, I'm a congressman!"
The thief responds "In that case, give me my money!"
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Joke: What do elves learn in school?
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