Good Jokes

Joke: If you are an American when you go into the bathroom and you are an American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you while you are in the bathroom?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Candice!
Candice who?
Candice get any better!

Joke: How do roosters awaken?

Joke: Why was the constant scared to use a payphone?

Joke: Teacher: If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the-
Chemistry student: Precipitate, I know.