Good Jokes

Joke: Person: What is your name? Whoareyou: Whoareyou. Person: My name is Dan. How about you? Whoareyou: My name is...... Whoaeyou! Person: I SAID MY NAME IS DAN! SAY IT, ARE YOU DEAF! Whoareyou: I am not deaf. My name is..... Whoareyou! Person: Silly man. ( leaves )

Joke: What did the female scientist say, when the male scientist showed her pictures of a "new" planet?

Joke: A man asks girl a question Man-If a car can travel 800 miles per hour, how far can the car go in a hour? Girl-80mph Man-Try again Girl-8000 mph Man-I just told you the answer its 800mph

Joke: If a pro is the opposite of a con, is the opposite of progress, congress?

Joke: Q: What did the Grandfather clock tell his annoying son?