Joke #588

Joke: Yesterday Chuck Norris made the statement "1 plus 1 equals 3."

In other news all mathematical proofs were disproved today by contradiction.

Joke: What is one math problem that no German person can get wrong?

Joke: Why did the mathematician name his dog "Cauchy?"

Joke: Why is the tan function so quick to differentiate?

Joke: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?

Joke: x² asks x³ if he believes in God.

x³ replies, "Well, I believe in higher powers."