Good Jokes

Joke: Why does the mathematician never plant x² + 1 plants?

Joke: What do mermaids wear to math class?

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, her Facebook page has to be seen on IMAX.

Joke: How do you know if a toilet is sick?

Joke: A man went to the dentist because he was missing some teeth. The dentist asks him, "How exactly did this happen?"

He replies, "My wife's bread is as hard as a rock!"

The dentist says, "You could have said no to eating it."

The man replies, "I know, how do you think this happened?"