Good Jokes

Joke: How do you get a blonde to look into the air?

Joke: A chemistry teacher told his student he had a lot of potential. Then he dropped him off of the roof.

Joke: Why is it a bad idea to fart in an Apple store?

Joke: Chuck Norris doesn't like his stamps, he stares at them until they wet themselves.

Joke: You ever wonder how many push ups Chuck Norris can do? All of them.